While not yet a member, I am fairly certain that the Orthodox Church does not sanction man on donkey marriage. So yes. For the love of God yes, I’m pretty damn sure that this is unorthodox.
Also… a man is marrying a donkey. I’ve got to imagine that this is illegal in all 50 states, and if it’s not, you should look into emigrating immediately.
Also too, judging by how friendly the donkey is being with the parson, I’m pretty sure she shouldn’t be wearing white.
Also also too, that sound you hear is your soul screaming as part of it dies. Enjoy your Thursday.