In the running gag that is Warner Bros. attempts to convince us that this is a movie that they’re actually planning to make, the Internet occasionally picks up a crazy rumor that keeps the running gag, well… running.
This is that rumor: the supposed plot of the supposed Justice League supposed movie which will supposedly open in 2015.
It’s basically BS and I would take it with a grain of salt the size of Jupiter, but it’s there if you want to read what is basically fan fiction for a movie that will never be made.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Lord knows that while I do appreciate the capitalist impulse that drove a writer to take a public domain work and do something profoundly stupid with it, the idea of bringing it to the big screen is simply an awful one.
Between Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and the forthcoming reimagining of Mary Shelley’s classic character as Frankenstein: Puncher of Demons, I think we’ve already reached the pinnacle of movie making and anything else would be a colossal letdown.
You know, unless it involved Hercules: Godzilla Stomper.
Wait… holy crap! This was actually something that happened?!? Why didn’t you people tell me that?!
I am so disappointed in you all right now.
Spider-man 2-2: The Spidey who Loved Me
Slashfilm.com has a video of some set pics that include a stunt man wearing a latex Paul Giamatti mask. Giamatti, who as you will recall, looks like this:
will be playing this guy:
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
Kotaku has a video posted of what might be the best video game tutorial level ever. NSFW due to language.