Nerd News Roundup


Spider-man 2-2: No, that’s not a stutter.

AICN has some photos and videos up of Spider-man chasing Paul Giamatti’s Rhino, which seriously has to be on the top 10 list of words I never thought would be next to one another in a sentence, through the streets of New York. Here’s Webhead catching a ride on a police car:

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They have more including Spider-man in a hoodie (in case you were missing the Ben Reily era) and video of big trucks crashing into little cars.

 

Wolverine:

Here’s shirtless Wolverine (You’re welcome, ladies) fighting a samurai. Seriously, Hugh, you’re making the rest of us dudes look bad. Eat a few cakes.

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Star Wars:

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Join today.

Or go and get your face put on a custom Stormtrooper figurine.

It’s probably the closest that you and I will ever get to killing a Jedi or you know, trying to kill a Jedi, missing horribly, and then being chopped into sashimi by her lightsaber for our trouble.

Agents of SHIELD

Here’s an extended preview for the upcoming series.

I would pay money to see this if it were a movie, so you can bet I’m going to watch it for free.

I am wondering if the black superhero is Luke Cage, because that would be pretty awesome.

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