It’s that time of year…

When you should be afraid… so very afraid.

For you see, you may think your kids are just enjoying innocent Halloween fun dressing up like Han Solo or Harry Potter or a Ninja Turtle, but in reality, Satan is everywhere. He’s right behind your door. He’s under your bed. He’s in your closet! He’s in the candy your kids get and then, BOOM! Suddenly your kids are sacrificing virgins and summoning the Great Old Ones to destroy the mortal realm in an orgy of madness, insanity, and death!!!!

Or so I was taught growing up in Christian schools…


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