- Shorter Jeb Bush: Americans should be less like those Wal-mart workers (whose managers force them to only work 29 hours a week so they don’t get benefits) and more like those 8 year-old kids who work in the factories that produce the crap Wal-mart sells (whose managers force them to work 16 hour days for 50 cents a day!)
Just think of it, if you had started working at 8 for .50 a day and you set aside .5 a day towards your 401k, you could have almost $10,000 when you retire! Truly the American dream.
- Handing a couple a document that they have to sign isn’t a violation of your religious liberties, it’s your fucking job. Stop being a dick and do your job, or find another one.
- I would like to proudly welcome the beautiful state of South Carolina to the last quarter of the 19th century. Kudos, gentlemen. Of course, being in the last quarter of the 19th century, the internet hasn’t been invented yet, but when it is, you’ll know how proud the rest of the Union is of you! Good job, guys!