Honor God. If you’re not a Muslim, try not to die.
Remember how God is choosing not to set you on fire forever and be grateful to him.
Be a community of virtue, righteousness, and refraining from evil.
Don’t be like those guys who decided not to join my new religion even after I gave them clear proofs. (Like what?)
On the day of judgement, the good people will all turn white, and the bad people will become black.
God doesn’t want injustice for mankind, even though he controls everything and could end injustice. Yes, try to make sense of those two statements.
You guys are the best of humanity because you believe me, unlike those Jews and Christians who suck. But it’s mostly Jews and God’s going to make them miserable. I mean, not all Christians and Jews suck, there are a few good ones.
If you suffer evil, it’s your own fault, not God’s, even though he literally controls everything. Don’t be friends with non-Muslims that want to hurt you. That would seem applicable regardless of our respective religions, but sure.
I mean sure they say they believe in God, but they don’t believe the right way and must therefore be duplicitous snakes talking mean things about you behind your back.
Seriously, Jews and Christians suck.
Remember when we won that one battle even though we were outnumbered. This is clear proof that I speak for God and not a case of superior tactics, battlefield position, and training. Nope, it was God talking to me and three thousand invisible servants.
God chooses who to save and who to set on fire forever. Well, he sounds like a nice guys, doesn’t he?
Don’t charge interest on loans.
Obey me… and God… but mostly me since I’m the only one that God talks to, right?
Do good, when you sin, ask God for forgiveness.
If you do what is right, you get a neat garden with flowing rivers which would probably sound like heaven to someone from the deserts of the Middle East.
Lots of nations fell and they weren’t Muslims, so checkmate, unbelievers.
If you’re suffering, it’s because God wants you to and needs you to suffer so he can finally kill all the non-Muslims and set them on fire forever. God wants some people to overcome suffering so he can give them awards at a nice ceremony at the local Kiwanis club over a chicken dinner.